A brief interlude

To let ya'll know I'm reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I honestly hadn't heard anything about it until seeing this SNL skit. Then one of the local radio stations started doing this thing where they read excerpts of the book, except they replace all the "naughty" words with fruits or vegetables. After hearing lines like, "he licked ice cream from between my kumquats, licking each strawberry. Hard. Delicious." How can I not read something like that?

For clarification, I read it mainly for the giggles. I've already laughed my way through the main character feeling "naughty" for using the guy's toothbrush. "It's just like he's in my mouth." snrk

I am just getting to chapter six, where things get, as my co-worker explained to me, "raunchy." When of course she is not only a 21 year old virgin but also has never masturbated...