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Saturday, September 12, 2015

Wanna cyber?

Disclaimer: I love sexting.


If we've hooked up in the past and otherwise have an amicable relationship, there's a strong possibility that you've, at some point, received a racy photo of my areas. (Word of advice to everyone taking this to mean that I love un-asked for pictures of everyone else's areas: virtual consent is just as important as in-person consent. Make sure the recipient is interested in receiving the pic before hitting "send.")



Exchanging precisely posed photos with increasingly flirtatious texts is a natural pass-time for me. It's a way to build up anticipation before a sexy date with somebody, a way to indicate continued sexual interest in somebody who may have moved away, or just a way to share the incredibly bubbly feeling of how great it is to be naked.

The history of this is my adolescence dovetailing with the widespread availability of the Internet. Sitting in the blue light from the PC monitor, I'd browse the more adult-oriented chat rooms, read what others were writing to each other, and squeeze my thighs together.


I learned how to give myself an orgasm by finding forums about it online. When I was squeezing my thighs together, I recognized that tight, almost-like-you-have-to-pee feeling as something that could definitely be brought farther than I was. The first time I found the exact pressure from the faucet in the bathtub and had to pull myself back with my legs shaking and my vision over-saturated with light, I was fucking hooked.

There's a similar anticipation now when I'm sexting with somebody. There's a singular thrill to not being able to be with a person physically, but being able to imagine them experiencing the same tightness in their lower abdomen as they browse the photos I'm sending them. I enjoy sexting because, if you do it right, it's like prolonged foreplay. Each photo takes consideration of lighting, positioning, and intent. Waiting on those little message reply dots from the person I'm sexting is a fantastic erotic build-up.


Friday, September 11, 2015

Sit back and enjoy

The fucking worst thing about having the kind of mental processes I do is being unable to watch Moulin Rouge without wondering if I shouldn't like it as much because it's essentially a story about the good boy "reforming" a bad girl.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Best Laid Plans

This will be a rather quick entry - I only want to tell you all how I possibly reached a new pinnacle of lazy slut-hood. In which I was too lazy today to take out my menstrual cup for P-in-the-V sex, so I just did anal instead.


(Also, if you don't laugh at 60's Spiderman meme, we can't be friends anymore.)